CSUN INVADED!

CSUN INVADED!
Rebel troops stormed the CSUN Senate chambers in a coup d’etat that left no one harmed but many wondering what the future would hold for student government at UNLV.

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God replaced by student senator

New faith spawns strange new worship habits

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Rogers arrested for prank

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Chancellor Jim Rogers was arrested at 7a.m. today at his home for allegedly sending threatening messages to Gov. Jim Gibbons.

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Budget crisis solved: SU bar to open

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Thanks to the combined efforts of the university president, student organizations, state officials and the Board of Regents, UNLV’s Student Union will now house a 24-hour bar opening tonight at 6:56 p.m.

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Greenspun Hall to be renamed after Suge Knight

School of journalism and media studies to converge with school of hard knocks, new building to include Death Row Annex

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Strip closes down. Up North, Reno rejoices

Experts believe that unemployment may increase as result

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New robots to clean up this crappy campus

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UNLV Police Services will begin a new program today to improve security around campus with the help of Student Body President Adam Cronis.

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Letters

Editors Note: This article originally appeared in our April Fool’s Day special section, Manatee Fair, and is not to be taken seriously.

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