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CSUN INVADED!

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CSUN INVADED! Rebel troops stormed the CSUN Senate chambers in a coup d’etat that left no one harmed but many wondering what the future would hold for student government ...

God replaced by student senator

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New faith spawns strange new worship habits

Rogers arrested for prank

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mansiongov Chancellor Jim Rogers was arrested at 7a.m. today at his home for allegedly sending threatening messages to Gov. Jim Gibbons.

Budget crisis solved: SU bar to open

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barsu Thanks to the combined efforts of the university president, student organizations, state officials and the Board of Regents, UNLV’s Student Union ...

Greenspun Hall to be renamed after Suge Knight

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School of journalism and media studies to converge with school of hard knocks, new building to include Death Row Annex

Strip closes down. Up North, Reno rejoices

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Experts believe that unemployment may increase as result

Gibbons virus way worse than that West Nile crap

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Governor explains reasons behind budget cuts

New robots to clean up this crappy campus

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robots UNLV Police Services will begin a new program today to improve security around campus with the help of Student Body President Adam ...

Manatee perspective: Raising tuition: The final frontier

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I’m graduating in a few weeks anyway, so who cares?

Letters

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Editors Note: This article originally appeared in our April Fool’s Day special section, Manatee Fair, and is not to be taken seriously.
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