MANATEE FAIR:
Massive 4-hour commercial to include competitive sporting event 
February 4, 2010 by B.S. Shenanigans · Comments Off
National TV network CBS announced yesterday plans to include a competitive sporting event of sorts as part of its highly anticipated four-hour commercial which premieres this Sunday at 3:25 Pacific Time. “We...
MANATEE FAIR: GOP slams Obama’s overuse of Auto-Tune 
January 28, 2010 by B.S. Shenanigans · Comments Off
In Wednesday’s State of the Union speech, Obama reflected on his first year in office Read More →
MANATEE FAIR: Obama lands internship in Smatresk’s office
January 21, 2010 by B.S. Shenanigans · Comments Off
“Yeah! Alright!” shouted an exuberant President Barack Obama on Tuesday. Read More →
MANATEE FAIR: God sues Christian music industry for copyright infringement
January 14, 2010 by B.S. Shenanigans · 10 Comments
Citing 634,778,923 instances of copyright infringement, the Almighty Lord God laid forth millions of subpoenas Read More →
MANATEE FAIR: Obama sends China request using FarmVille
November 20, 2009 by B.S. Shenanigans · 3 Comments
As a final gesture of American diplomacy Read More →
MANATEE FAIR: Chronic myelogenous leukemia selects Abdul-Jabbar in 2009 Disease Draft 
November 12, 2009 by B.S. Shenanigans · 2 Comments
In the first overall pick of the 2009 Celebrity Disease and Genetic Disorder Draft Read More →
MANATEE FAIR:
Wayward NWA pilot ‘pretty damn tired’ of wife’s glances
after missing interstate exit
November 5, 2009 by B.S. Shenanigans · Comments Off
“Pretty sick of it, Lois. Preeetty damn tired,” Read More →
MANATEE FAIR:
Laptop assists girl in not learning
October 29, 2009 by B.S. Shenanigans · 1 Comment
Cleverly toting her laptop to class, sophomore Jessica Muet narrowly avoided learning Read More →
MANATEE FAIR:
CDC and Mr. T: ‘I pity the flu’
October 22, 2009 by B.S. Shenanigans · Comments Off
New ad campaign promises to ‘crucify’ the flu virus ‘real bad’ Read More →
MANATEE FAIR:
Coach Sanford replaced with
cardboard standup of Mike Ditka
October 15, 2009 by B.S. Shenanigans · 1 Comment
In an attempt to salvage the remainder of UNLV’s football season Read More →
