Rogers arrested for prank 
April 1, 2009 by Shamus Collinsworth · Comments Off
Chancellor leaves poop on governor’s doorstep Read More →
Budget crisis solved: SU bar to open 
April 1, 2009 by Gin Wingria · 3 Comments
UNLV’s solved its budget hang-ups by taking shots off the campus student body. Read More →
Greenspun Hall to be renamed after Suge Knight 
April 1, 2009 by Amy Applecrasher and Ameatsa Carnivore · Comments Off
School of journalism and media studies to converge with school of hard knocks, new building to include Death Row Annex Read More →
Strip closes down. Up North, Reno rejoices 
April 1, 2009 by Robot Pontiff · 1 Comment
Experts believe that unemployment may increase as result Read More →
Gibbons virus way worse than that West Nile crap 
April 1, 2009 by Joseph the Intern · 1 Comment
Governor explains reasons behind budget cuts Read More →
New robots to clean up this crappy campus 
April 1, 2009 by Huey Lewis -and the News Editor · 1 Comment
Parking hazards, monster attacks expected to drop Read More →
Manatee perspective: Raising tuition: The final frontier 
April 1, 2009 by Editorial staff · Comments Off
I’m graduating in a few weeks anyway, so who cares? Read More →
Letters 
April 1, 2009 by Letters · 1 Comment
Editors Note: This article originally appeared in our April Fool’s Day special section, Manatee Fair, and is not to be taken seriously. Read More →
Let’s face it, internet comment poster benjamin.via.LA is complete idiot 
April 1, 2009 by B.S. Shenanigans · 1 Comment
After a historic and lengthy string of retorts and rebuttals on countless Internet news topics and articles, it’s quite obvious that frequent comment board poster benjamin.via.LA is nothing more...
Some modest proposals for real change 
April 1, 2009 by Yemeni Pipeline · Comments Off
I have decided that I can change the world — my mother was always right. After years of reading many fabulous self-help books, I have become convinced that I am capable of single-handedly eliminating...
